When You Know That You’ve Been Watching Too Many Wiggles DVDs

Actual Conversation

Me: So I think there’s like this whole contingent of women that are seriously attracted to Anthony.

Chris: I could see that.

Me: No really – I’ve seen references to this in several places. Once in a book I read, this woman said that you know you’ve past the point of no return as a housewife when “you ask yourself, ‘if I had to sleep with one of the Wiggles, which one would it be?’ (Anthony incidentally.)” And then I know of another woman who made a joke about how “she could look at his smile all day long.”

Chris: Well he is the most normal looking one. [note: I have no idea what Chris meant by “normal.”]

Me: I guess so…

Chris: Well – if you had to sleep with one of the Wiggles, which one would you choose?

Me: Oh, definitely Anthony. The others are out of the question.

7 thoughts on “When You Know That You’ve Been Watching Too Many Wiggles DVDs

  1. AnastasiaSpeaks

    I must not be watching enough Wiggles…I’ve never even thought that. Next time, I’ll take a closer look. LOL

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  2. Kate

    Note to commenters: I myself do not find any of the Wiggles particularly attractive (and if I did I wouldn’t put it on my blog – I already embarrassed my husband enough by saying something about cute young guys). No – this was a strictly “you must choose or die” kind of thing. (And I cleared this post with my husband before hitting publish – We seem to have different ideas of what is harmless and what is offensive. And no blog is worth divorce proceedings.)

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  3. Connie

    I am not at all embarrassed to say that I love Anthony. I have loved him since the first time he shook his fingers at me.

    My husband knows and he is fine with it.

    You have just inspired me to write a post about my luv for Anthony.

    thankyouverymuch

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