Is it strange that I LOVE this pillow…
…since in real life I’m terrified of koi? I’m serious – have you ever seen them swarm for food. They make barking noises.
At our old condo, there was a koi pond, and one day as we were standing on the bridge looking down at the writhing koi, Chris commented on the sludgy looking algae water.
Chris: Gross. Can you imagine falling into that water?
Kate: I would literally have a heart attack if I fell in that water.
This is how afraid I am of the koi. And how you know I must really like that pillow.