Actual Conversation

Me: So I think there’s like this whole contingent of women that are seriously attracted to Anthony.

Chris: I could see that.

Me: No really – I’ve seen references to this in several places. Once in a book I read, this woman said that you know you’ve past the point of no return as a housewife when “you ask yourself, ‘if I had to sleep with one of the Wiggles, which one would it be?’ (Anthony incidentally.)” And then I know of another woman who made a joke about how “she could look at his smile all day long.”

Chris: Well he is the most normal looking one. [note: I have no idea what Chris meant by “normal.”]

Me: I guess so…

Chris: Well – if you had to sleep with one of the Wiggles, which one would you choose?

Me: Oh, definitely Anthony. The others are out of the question.